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The NES Observer Staff has uncovered a relic of epic proportions- a lost Nintendo sitcom pilot! Entitled "That Zany Moblin!," it was meant to be a vehicle to increase the popularity of Zelda II: The Adventure Of Link.
The show starred the great Bob Sagat and the supporting cast of Zelda II. All of them lived in one house together in a tiny apartment in Hyrule. One morning while going out to get the sunday scroll, Bob finds a baby Moblin in a basket. When he decides to adopt the baby Moblin, wackiness ensues! Bob raises the Moblin as his own, much to the dismay of his family. Check out some of these laugh filled scenes from the pilot episode:
Bob: No Moblin! What did I tell you about stabbing people in the stomach with spears? It's wrong! Make a point of that! HA HA HA HA!
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Moblin: GRAH ROAH MAK MAK KILL!
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Bob: Oh Moblin, you really are a handful! Say, do you hear something? I hear a loud noise in my left ear.
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Moblin: BLOOD GRAH ROAH MAK!
Bob: No Moblin, I'm pretty sure it's not Bob Barker. I'm not falling for that one again you little scamp!
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Bob: Wow! Something smells like roast beef all of a sudden!
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Bob: You know what I just remembered Moblin? Your first ballet dance!
Bob: Ahh...that was so great. Everything was just beautiful! Well, at least it was until you stabbed that one girl in the head with a spear and chucked a dozen spears into the audience and orphaned half the kids in your ballet class. Other than that it was great!
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Moblin: MAK MAK GRAK NAK STAB!
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LATER THAT DAY AT UNCLE WISEMAN'S SUPRISE PARTY:
Bob: You know Horsehead, I've been thinking about going to the doctor. This morning alone I've lost my hearing, smell, and half of my vision! I must have some weird disease like chicken pox or something!
Horsehead: Ha ha ha Bob! CUT IT OUT!
Bob: Cut what out? I wasn't joking.
Horsehead: HA HA HA! You're a laugh riot Bob! CUT IT OUT!
Bob: But...
Horsehead: HA HA HA! CUT IT OUT MAN! CUT, IT, OUT!
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Sarah: Everyone calm down now! My dad is gonna be home any minute and I want this suprise party to go PERFECTLY!
Bob: Ahhh....meatloaf.
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Link: Stop grabbing my ass Horsehead, I mean it.
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Horsehead: CUT IT OUT!
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Wiseman: SUPRISE!
Sarah: Daddy! What are you doing!?!
Wiseman: Someone clued me into this little suprise party and I decided to play a joke on YOU!
Sarah: Who told you?!
Wiseman: Let's just say a little friend told me.
Bob: Moblin! Did you tell the Wiseman about the suprise party? Shame on you!
Wiseman: No Bob, Emmanuel Lewis told me!
Bob: Emmanuel Lewis! You old dog!
Emmanuel Lewis: Tee Hee!
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Golgo 13: ...
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Unfortunately, no major networks would take on the risk of airing "That Zany Moblin," as audience tests showed that the key audience was offended by Emmanuel Lewis' racist portrayal of Emmanuel Lewis.
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