I had an interesting conversation with Sheep from Downward Spiral today. Apparently he's upset with our lack of coverage on the upcoming Britney Spears film, "What Are Friends For?" How upset? Read about how he verbally kicked my ass and forced me to cover this film.
CraEZ4Britney: I bet you think it's funny...
BkdTatrHrt: Think what's funny
CraEZ4Britney: Your little website
BkdTatrHrt: Which one
CraEZ4Britney: the goddamn film spies site and it's lack of coverage over Britney's film... you think its funny? cos your dog won't be laughing much longer... if you get me.. slice slice you sonnuva bitch
BkdTatrHrt: Hrm. I don't have a dog. That could be a problem.
BkdTatrHrt: I also don't recall what movie she's starring in. I've probably blocked that out of my mind
CraEZ4Britney: well.. I'll fucking buy you one, and kill it... ha! thought you had me then, but you didn't.... see, I rule all
CraEZ4Britney: you'll see.. she's too damn fucking perfect not for it to be a hit...mwa ha ha ha ha
BkdTatrHrt: Perhaps it can premier on the Disney channel
CraEZ4Britney: I'll fucking kill your mother.. and then fuck her.. on the net.. you think Im joking, I've done it before? want proof?
BkdTatrHrt: sure
CraEZ4Britney: check your daddies draw...
BkdTatrHrt: I'm guessing you mean drawer
CraEZ4Britney: I mean what the fuck I meant you crack taking sonnuve a bitch I'll kill your mother, goddamit I swear
BkdTatrHrt: You fiend! You put socks in my daddy's drawer!
CraEZ4Britney: mwa ha ha!! there you go, proof enough.. I am as sick as I say I am... you shall feel my wrath if you do not mention Britneys new film on Filmspies
CraEZ4Britney: its got Dan Akroyd in it... mention it
BkdTatrHrt: Oh boy. Dan Akroyd= box office hit
BkdTatrHrt: What'st he movie called
CraEZ4Britney: oh, what a great film reporter you are
BkdTatrHrt: I don't report on such things as teeny bopper films
BkdTatrHrt: I hear about them, vomit, and move on to good films.
CraEZ4Britney: you know what this is don't you... you ain't smart enough to take in everything.. thats it
BkdTatrHrt: If the name of the movie is What Are Friends For?, you can count on me not mentioning it ever
CraEZ4Britney: What Are Friends For, thats it, I swear, mention it...
BkdTatrHrt: Can I mention that it is perhaps going to be one of the worst things ever put on celluloid?
CraEZ4Britney: come on man, it's been produced by Jive, Filmco and Fuzzy Bunny... iy'll be huge
BkdTatrHrt: Any idea on how big a paycheck Britney's taking home for this one?
CraEZ4Britney: not enough... she's perfect... she needs more
CraEZ4Britney: come on, Dan fucking Akroyd.. he tried to rape Gillian Anderson, what a guy
BkdTatrHrt: I may mention it, for Akroyd's sake
CraEZ4Britney: yeah.. do that, cos he's great
CraEZ4Britney: and you gotta mention I forced you to post it.. or i'll buy you/kill your dogg, kill and fuck your mother, and get Stevo to lock you out the posting
BkdTatrHrt: Isn't Stevo the one who rejected mentioning this movie in the first place?
CraEZ4Britney: erm... fuck you.. no, post it... poooossssttt it
BkdTatrHrt: I'll only do it if you say that Christina Aguilera is superior to Britney.
CraEZ4Britney: fuck you you cum slut
CraEZ4Britney: just make the damn post... or I'll make Aquette and Cox make a movie about their marraige.. do you want that? do you?
BkdTatrHrt: Oh shit. That's just evil.
CraEZ4Britney: do the post or it happe... oh wait, or I'll make a "Roseanne" feature length movie,...... ha ha
BkdTatrHrt: It better have Roseanne full frontal nudity in it
CraEZ4Britney: oh no... I'm thinking we show her un shaved legs for 1:30 whilst the film goes on around here... thats a new directing style
CraEZ4Britney: no do the damn post you cum drinking osn of a bitch
BkdTatrHrt: I'll post about the movie later, plus I'll mention you forced me to do it.
BkdTatrHrt: and I'll fill the entire post with Christina A. pictures to boot
CraEZ4Britney: you do... and I swear.. even John Candy's ghost won't be able to stop me
BkdTatrHrt: Why would he try?
CraEZ4Britney: cos he's been sent back to stop me... but he's not doing so well.. I started it.. i started the Apocalypse.. I made Cox and ARquette mate... ha ha ha ha ha ha
BkdTatrHrt: I'm tempted just to make a post on Nelly Furtado. She's so kewl
CraEZ4Britney: you drive me crazy,. I just can't sleep, Crazy but it feels alright, baby take it up, you keep me up all night
So yeah, Britney's starring in a movie called What Are Friends For. It's being produced by MTV, who also brought you Save The Last Dance. Paramount Pictures is rumored to acquire the US distribution rights, so I can be happy in the fact that all you Britney lovers at least won't get a decent DVD out of the thing.
It's being directed by Tamra Davis, who is married to Mike D of the Beastie Boys and whose previous efforts are Half Baked, Billy Madison, and CB4. Also, in the part of Britney's mom there will be Kim Cattrall from Sex And The City and the blockbuster Baby Geniuses.
I have yet to find any place stating that Dan Akroyd was in this thing, leading me to believe my sources suck, my sources care about reporting things on this movie less than I do, or that I've been duped into covering this movie by someone mentioning Dan Akroyd was in it.
Britney's new film project about three childhood friends who, by the time they reach high school, are on different paths: One is a virtuous straight-A student (Spears), another is a cheerleader, and the third is a rebel. The trio get together and travel across the country, each for their own personal reasons, but along the way meet a young wannabe musician who persuades them to come to Los Angeles to compete in a musical contest.
From being "not that innocent" to going back to being an innocent, virtuous, straight-A student. We've never seen a film like this folks! It promises to be a doozy! Stay tuned to Film Spies as we will surely not post any updates on this movie, but instead mention movies worth seeing.
