Verba Ex Mortus- May 17th, 2001
Argh. C'mon fools, quit sucking! The forum is incredibly barren at this moment, and it's really starting to annoy me.
Stevo just wrote a kick ass editorial and if I see no responses to that thing, I just don't know what to do. Stevo, you da' man! So yeah, here's my daily grind that no one cares about but I just do to make myself feel better. Perhaps you need more motivation to post in the forums.
I'm laying my foot down! If you don't start posting in the forums, I'll be forced to turn this column into a John Travolta worship column! Yeah, right. You sickos would probably enjoy that. Argh!
JUMANJI! Until now, I've had no ill will towards Jumanji. It was a great children's book, a decent kids movie, and a decent cartoon. But
now, I have no choice but to hate it.
Why? Because yesterday I took my head out of my collective ass and read up on Jumanji 2, and my world was forever changed when I learned that Mr. Pink himself, Steve Buscemi has signed onto this thing. Unless he's a murdering psycho who is trapped in the game, this is the worst thing imaginable.
I really hope to god that he isn't taking the Christopher Walken route and starring in horrible kiddie movies. Perhaps his run in with rednecks in my home state of North Carolina and getting stabbed in the face by them has changed his outlook on his career.
If that wasn't bad enough, Jake FUCKING Lloyd is in this! The antichrist! I swear this kid has the acting ability of lint. Lindsay Lohan is also in it, which many of you will undoubtedly NOT remember from The Parent Trap remake.
With this mighty talent assembled, all we need to make Jumanji 2 the greatest movie ever is Steve Guttenberg! Speaking of old Steve-O, please take the time to take this awesome poll which is a not to clever way of seeing how many people actually read this stuff.
That's all for today, sorry for the lack of things here (like you care). There will be much more tomorrow. The posting form is flippin' out on me, which you can probably tell, so I'm gonna run away and play some more Half Life. See ya' tomorrow.
