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Billy: Hello there viewers. It is I, the great and honorable Billy Lee with my constant companion, Jimmy Lee.
Jimmy: ...
Billy: He doesn't talk much folks. You may be asking yourself, "What are the Lee Brothers doing on Abobo.com?" Well my friends, the answer is simple. We only wish to inform you that you are worshiping a false idol. Abobo is certainly NOT the one you should be worshiping.
Instead, you should be aspiring to be like us, the clean cut, good looking, champions of light, Lee Brothers. We have been pondering over this website long and hard, and have come to the conclusion that you, the viewers, have been BRAINWASHED into liking Abobo. No SANE person would ever like Abobo unless forced.
Billy: We believe this forcing of Abobo down viewer's throats began with the first issue of Nintendo Power. This issue featured a nice spread about our game, Double Dragon, and on one of the pages was a big picture of Abobo. He was drawn as a moderately good looking muscle bound man with a winning smile and lots of charm.
This is false advirtising my friends! Abobo is certainly not this way out of the public eye, and you are being deceived by his PR people! Don't let yourselves be taken advantage of! If you look closely at Double Dragon, starring the Lee Brothers, you will see that Nintendo Power even named a cave after Abobo!
This is a closely hidden subliminal message, secretly embedding itself in your subconsciousness and making your falsely like Abobo. Don't be deceived!
Billy: Instead of reading this Abobo propaganda TRASH, you should be reading Game Player's Strategy Books. You'll notice that Game Players magazine doesn't mention Abobo or his brother Bolo in the entire DD2 strategy.
Game Players realizes that Abobo is a pitifully weak moron who can be beaten quite easily. Game Players knows what's going on, and Game Players knows that the Lee Brothers reign supreme!
Billy: Jimmy, did you accidentally hit the light switch?
Jimmy: ...
Billy: This is quite odd...
Billy: What in the world is that?
Jimmy: HOLY S@#!!!
Billy: GREEN ABOBO!
Billy: HAVE MERCY!!!
Abobo: Abobo smash pretty boys!
Billy: Ah!!! You're smashing "my boys!" Marian isn't going to like this at all! AHHHH!!!
Abobo: She won't care. She thinks Abobo is million times man you are!! HA HA HA! Abobo is a playa!
Abobo: Lee Brothers are gone! Enjoy Abobo.com and have a happy new year full of lots of SMASHING!
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