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April 11, 2006
Check it out - the site no longer looks like a 1998 Geocities page! Don't think I did a redesign out of the goodness of my heart or anything. I was practically forced to do it by a college course. My work is your gain, and by "your" I mean all two people who know this site exists. Maybe this site could trick unsuspecting visitors into thinking I'm a real professional or something.

The CHUD writings have been updated but will quickly fall back out of date at the pace I review things. I have an internship at Wizard Magazine coming up, perhaps some of the stuff I do there will make its way onto this site eventually.

August 30, 2005
I've been writing for CHUD.com since May but just now got around to putting those articles up here. You should be reading them as they go live on the site though, not on this forgotten wasteland of a website. What the hell is the matter with you? I also added two more Lethal Entertainment articles, one of which I'm particularly fond of. What other article can bring you women eating penis hotdogs and hobos melting into toilets?

March 7, 2004
I update this site with the stuff I write for Lethal Entertainment on a regular basis, I just don't update this news section because no one is really reading it. I've moved servers, which means I can put up the large scans for Actraiser Online and such. I've been fixing up stuff around this site and it should work a bit better. The search continues for older work, although I must admit that I haven't been searching hard. In fact, I haven't been searching at all. There's a bunch of articles I wrote for the school paper and the Winston Salem Journal that I might scan and put up here someday. That all depends on how lazy I am, which means they'll be put up on here in twenty years or something.

December 9, 2003
Scizsm sczasm BOOM! I added all the Lethal Entertainment articles I've done up until this date and a lot more. Thanks to the wonders of archive.org, I was able to get most of my old Film Spies stuff (although only the reviews are worth reading) and some of my favorite NES triforce stuff. I really wish I could get my NES Triforce reviews, but whatever. I also remembered that I wrote for Abobo.com! I went and got the articles I wrote for that and put them up on here. Here's the other sites I did/wrote for that I don't have any archives of as far as I know:

Insert Coin
NES Oven
NES Unlimited
The Next Level

I'm sure I'm forgetting something, but I'll think of it eventually. The hunt continues!

December 8, 2003
Skiddly BOP! Well, after this site was created I joined the crew of Lethal Entertainment and have been writing articles for them at my leisure. I became reinvolved with "the scene" a while back and low and behold, the PaNESian Press archives were posted. It took me back reading all that old school stuff, and I realized just how much I miss all those failed sites and such. I wish I could find some of those old sites and writings, but I guess they're lost forever. So I've decided to use this site to archive all the old writings I can find. I've got all the PaNESian articles I did up, as well as the Actraiser Online site even though it's still out there on the net. I'll be adding some of my Lethal stuff in the coming days and if I can ever dig up any of my other old writings I'll be sure to post them here. Ciao.

May 25, 2003
Shazam! I decided out of the blue to put up a new site today. I'm totally fed up with making countless other sites only to lose interest in them and never update them, so I've created this, a totally non-committed site that I'll only update whenever I feel the need to write. I also made it due to the peer pressure of friends having web sites when I don't, but now I've gone and 1-upped them by making a site with actual content! HOLY BEESHU! I'll try to keep this site as non-pretentious as possible and keep it pure entertainment, but occassionally I may spew some horrible bullshit in this News section. Be warned, it won't be anything interesting like drama or me fighting Shaniqua because she said my man is her baby's daddy. Probably stupid stuff like McDonald's forgot my fries. You know, stuff so boring that I don't even care about it. I just type it to torture the unsuspecting reader.

The first article is a movie review (not really a review, but an overview) of a movie I used to joke about in my profile. I remember laughing whenever someone first sent me the IMDB link to "Gay Niggers From Outer Space." I figured it was a fake entry, as many people have fooled IMDB that way. Imagine my surprise when I managed to find an actual copy of it. I was even more surprised that it wasn't porn (A surprise that relieved my 100% heterosexual soul. I'M ALL MAN, WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?). I couldn't keep such a gem to myself, so I decided to share it with the world. Read it and enjoy it, or don't enjoy it. See what I care. I'm off to watch Adult Swim.